So, el Rushbo is an idiot. I just heard him blame Mark Sanford's affair on Obama. Apparently Obama's leadership has caused Sanford to hate life and wonder "what's the point?" He even made a hint at Obama causing people to commit suicide. So, this is the post where I have some fun and show how incredibly ridiculous of a person Limbaugh really is. No need for my own words, however, I will just give you some examples of his:
"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. ... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."
--on an ad by Michael J. Fox endorsing Claire McCaskill for Senate for supporting embryonic stem cell research (Watch video)
"They're 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?"
--On African-Americans
"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?"
"Hugo, Cesar — whatever. A Chavez is a Chavez. We've always had problems with them."
"I love hugging myself; I love human contact."
"I'm just watching Sen. 'Dick Turban,' ah, Dick Turban is doing his — from Illinois — he of Club G'itmo fame. Ha! I wish Roberts would have shown up in the Club G'itmo T-shirt today. Maybe, maybe a Club G'itmo java coffee cup, just for Dick Turban. Ah, but anyway, Dick Turban."
--On Dick Durbin
"And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I'm reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don't mention that."
--on the 2006 Ohio Senate primary race involving then-Rep. Sherrod Brown (D-OH), who is white
"This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation...I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off?"
--on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal
"Too many whites are getting away with drug use...Too many whites are getting away with drug sales...The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too."
--in 1995
"I am addicted to prescription pain medication."
--in 2003
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
"We're not sexists, we're chauvinists -- we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want."
"She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life."
--on his cat
"The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies."
"There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492."
"I know these people like I know every square inch of my glorious naked body."
--on Democrats
"RAWR! HAVE A NICE DAY!"
2 comments:
Where are these quotes from? I don't care, I just wanna know, these are terrible, haha. Are there more?
Most of them I got off of wikiquote I believe, which cites all of them. For his benefit I didn't post anything that wasn't sourced. There were even worse ones that I couldn't find a source for. Search Rush Limbaugh on wikiquote or just search "Rush Limbaugh Quotes" in google. There are plenty more.
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